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The Evolution of a Software Engineer - On Coming Full Circle

MellsMells Guru
edited April 2014 in Relax cafe

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  • ar2rsawseenar2rsawseen Maintainer
    I think I could be on the third year right now :)
  • phongttphongtt Guru
    edited April 2014
    Another one: http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/The_Evolution_of_a_Programmer.html

    Me: Chief Executive =))

    High School/Jr.High
      10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
      20 END
    First year in College
      program Hello(input, output)
        begin
          writeln('Hello World')
        end.
    Senior year in College
      (defun hello
        (print
          (cons 'Hello (list 'World))))

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  • I am on First year :D

    :)
  • High School/Jr.High :((
  • is there an Enterpreneur in the list?

    @Atilim, @ar2rsawseen would you please get that for me...

    No Code, just delegation ;)
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  • New professional
      #include <stdio.h>
      void main(void)
      {
        char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
        int i;
     
        for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
          printf("%s", message[i]);
        printf("\n");
      }
    Seasoned professional
      #include <iostream.h>
      #include <string.h>
     
      class string
      {
      private:
        int size;
        char *ptr;
     
      string() : size(0), ptr(new char[1]) { ptr[0] = 0; }
     
        string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
        {
          ptr = new char[size + 1];
          strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
        }
     
        ~string()
        {
          delete [] ptr;
        }
     
        friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);
        string &operator=(const char *);
      };
     
      ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
      {
        return(stream << s.ptr);
      }
     
      string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)
      {
        if (this != &chrs)
        {
          delete [] ptr;
         size = strlen(chrs);
          ptr = new char[size + 1];
          strcpy(ptr, chrs);
        }
        return(*this);
      }
     
      int main()
      {
        string str;
     
        str = "Hello World";
        cout << str << endl;
     
        return(0);
      }
    Master Programmer
      [
      uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
      ]
      library LHello
      {
          // bring in the master library
          importlib("actimp.tlb");
          importlib("actexp.tlb");
     
          // bring in my interfaces
          #include "pshlo.idl"
     
          [
          uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
          ]
          cotype THello
       {
       interface IHello;
       interface IPersistFile;
       };
      };
     
      [
      exe,
      uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
      ]
      module CHelloLib
      {
     
          // some code related header files
          importheader(<windows.h>);
          importheader(<ole2.h>);
          importheader(<except.hxx>);
          importheader("pshlo.h");
          importheader("shlo.hxx");
          importheader("mycls.hxx");
     
          // needed typelibs
          importlib("actimp.tlb");
          importlib("actexp.tlb");
          importlib("thlo.tlb");
     
          [
          uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),
          aggregatable
          ]
          coclass CHello
       {
       cotype THello;
       };
      };
     
     
      #include "ipfix.hxx"
     
      extern HANDLE hEvent;
     
      class CHello : public CHelloBase
      {
      public:
          IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);
     
          CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);
          ~CHello();
     
          HRESULT  __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);
     
      private:
          static int cObjRef;
      };
     
     
      #include <windows.h>
      #include <ole2.h>
      #include <stdio.h>
      #include <stdlib.h>
      #include "thlo.h"
      #include "pshlo.h"
      #include "shlo.hxx"
      #include "mycls.hxx"
     
      int CHello::cObjRef = 0;
     
      CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk)
      {
          cObjRef++;
          return;
      }
     
      HRESULT  __stdcall  CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)
      {
          printf("%ws
    ", pwszString);
          return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));
      }
     
     
      CHello::~CHello(void)
      {
     
      // when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
      cObjRef--;
      if( cObjRef == 0 )
          PulseEvent(hEvent);
     
      return;
      }
     
      #include <windows.h>
      #include <ole2.h>
      #include "pshlo.h"
      #include "shlo.hxx"
      #include "mycls.hxx"
     
      HANDLE hEvent;
     
       int _cdecl main(
      int argc,
      char * argv[]
      ) {
      ULONG ulRef;
      DWORD dwRegistration;
      CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();
     
      hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);
     
      // Initialize the OLE libraries
      CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);
     
      CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,
          REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration);
     
      // wait on an event to stop
      WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);
     
      // revoke and release the class object
      CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);
      ulRef = pCF->Release();
     
      // Tell OLE we are going away.
      CoUninitialize();
     
      return(0); }
     
      extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;
      extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;
     
      CLSID CLSID_CHello = { /* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
          0x2573F891,
          0xCFEE,
          0x101A,
          { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
      };
     
      UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { /* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
          0x2573F890,
          0xCFEE,
          0x101A,
          { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
      };
     
      #include <windows.h>
      #include <ole2.h>
      #include <stdlib.h>
      #include <string.h>
      #include <stdio.h>
      #include "pshlo.h"
      #include "shlo.hxx"
      #include "clsid.h"
     
      int _cdecl main(
      int argc,
      char * argv[]
      ) {
      HRESULT  hRslt;
      IHello        *pHello;
      ULONG  ulCnt;
      IMoniker * pmk;
      WCHAR  wcsT[_MAX_PATH];
      WCHAR  wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];
     
      // get object path
      wcsPath[0] = '\0';
      wcsT[0] = '\0';
      if( argc > 1) {
          mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
          wcsupr(wcsPath);
          }
      else {
          fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n");
          return(1);
          }
     
      // get print string
      if(argc > 2)
          mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
      else
          wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello World");
     
      printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);
      printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);
     
      // Initialize the OLE libraries
      hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);
     
      if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {
     
     
          hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);
          if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
       hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&pHello);
     
          if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {
     
       // print a string out
       pHello->PrintSz(wcsT);
     
       Sleep(2000);
       ulCnt = pHello->Release();
       }
          else
       printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);
     
          // Tell OLE we are going away.
          CoUninitialize();
          }
     
      return(0);
      }
  • Apprentice Hacker
      #!/usr/local/bin/perl
      $msg="Hello, world.\n";
      if ($#ARGV >= 0) {
        while(defined($arg=shift(<a href="http://forum.giderosmobile.com/profile/ARGV%29%29%29" rel="nofollow">@ARGV)))</a> {
          $outfilename = $arg;
          open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n";
          print (FILE $msg);
          close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
        }
      } else {
        print ($msg);
      }
      1;
    Experienced Hacker
      #include <stdio.h>
      #define S "Hello, World\n"
      main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}
    Seasoned Hacker

    % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
    % a.out
    Guru Hacker
      % echo "Hello, world."
  • New Manager
      10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
      20 END
    Middle Manager
      mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
      Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello, world."?
      I need it by tomorrow.
      ^D
    Senior Manager
      % zmail jim
      I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.
    Chief Executive
      % letter
      letter: Command not found.
      % mail
      To: ^X ^F ^C
      % help mail
      help: Command not found.
      % damn!
      !: Event unrecognized
      % logout
  • @OZApps: see Middle Manager or Senior Manager. Just don't try to be Chief Executive :))
  • MY EYEEEEESS :O
  • @OZApps: see Middle Manager or Senior Manager. Just don't try to be Chief Executive :))
    Which CEO uses terminal access? This is more or less what a CEO would look like today


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